8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a guy a little hotter than me.
His name is Pardus, he's a DJ with a nipple ring,
He smokes a bowl, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when he walks,
All the leopards roar and the girlies sing.
He doesn't notice me!

Cause he's playin' Halo
Creamin' over raver girls
Listenin' to techno
Turntables in his eyes

It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the hot girls want.
He's the guy all the hot girls want!

He likes the BT and I like Reel Big Fish
His cd changer's full of singers who are high as a kite
He says he'd like to score some reefer and a forty
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he walks,
All the leopards roar and the girlies sing.
He'll never notice me!

Cause he is playin' Halo
Creamin' over raver girls
Listenin' to techno
Turntables in his eyes

He likes 'em with anthro art
Don't need to be to smart
Rollin' 'round high on X
Definately needs some sex


It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the hot girls want.
He's the guy all the hot girls want!
He's the guy all the hot girls want!
He's the guy all the hot girls want!


There he goes again
With glowsticks on, and leopard print in his hair
He broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see him naked!

Now I am playin' Halo
Tryin' to be a raver girl
Listenin' to techno
Turntables in my eyes
I don't have no anthro art
And I'm trying to not seem smart
All I got's a camero ^^ camero ^^ camero ^^

It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the hot girls want.

'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
(There he goes again)
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
(There he goes again)
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!
'Cause he's the guy all the hot girls want!